January 22, 2010

THE DOG'S BOLLOCKS.

Such is a typographers' term for the symbol :— according to Nick Martens in his hilarious The Secret History of Typography in the Oxford English Dictionary:

Citing usage from 1949, the OED calls this mark the dog’s bollocks, which it defines as, “typogr. a colon followed by a dash, regarded as forming a shape resembling the male sexual organs.” This is why I love scrounging around the linguistic scrap heap that is the OED. I always come across a little gold. And by “gold,” I mean, “vulgar, 60-year-old emoticons.” ...

Browsing the OED is a tantalizing experience because it provides windows into so many obscure corners of history. But since the citations are small and fragmentary, they invite the imagination to fill in the blank spaces. Take this 1688 quote for bake: “when Letters stick together in distributing… This is called the Letter is Baked.” So we learn that, when printing, the physical pieces of type occasionally stuck together, but we’re left to wonder why this happened, how severe it was, and how printers corrected it. Did baking ruin the type? Did each printer have his own method to prevent baking, a trade secret he passed down only to his apprentice? Did some Elizabethan Edison develop a method for casting type that eliminated baked letters altogether?

He closes with a wonderful definition for "To beat fat," which I will let you discover for yourselves. (Yes, it's a superficial and somewhat childish piece, but surely we all have our superficial and childish side, and I figure we deserve a respite after all those scholarly exegeses of foreign vocabulary.)

Posted by languagehat at January 22, 2010 08:24 PM
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Posted by: shakespeherian at January 23, 2010 12:20 AM

I'd always thought the dog's bollocks had a similar meaning to the cat's pyjamas. At any rate, that's how I've heard it used in England, but according to Wikipedia:

"Dog's Bollocks Syndrome" can be used to describe an excessive use of technology or visual aid, such as in an enormous use of Flash animations on a website. It is derived from the question: "Why do dogs lick their bollocks?" (answer: "Because they can"). In a technological context, the question could be "Why has the web developer included a three-minute animated intro to this page?", prompting the response: "Dog's Bollocks Syndrome, mate. Because he can".[citation needed]

"I'm a palaeotypographist" uses more letters than "I study early typography” does.

Posted by: A.J.P. Crown at January 23, 2010 06:23 AM

(Always supposing nobody is petty enough to actually count.)

Posted by: A.J.P. Crown at January 23, 2010 06:26 AM

For the slow among us... how about an example of the colon followed by a dash? I've been staring out the window for five minutes, trying to think of how it could be used, but the cityscape has not provided an answer.

Posted by: mab at January 23, 2010 08:09 AM

I remember it was very popular at school, until I was about ten. We used it in place of a simple colon, to make a list:-
1.
2.
3.

Posted by: A. J. P. Crown at January 23, 2010 08:27 AM

how about an example of the colon followed by a dash?

It was quite common in the 19th century (not that I'm implying anything about AJP's age), but I'm not sure how to come up with examples given the limitations of search engines.

Posted by: language hat at January 23, 2010 08:49 AM

Wouldn't there be at least one example per page in any edition of Tristram Shandy that respects original typography?

Posted by: Gary at January 23, 2010 09:22 AM

The mutt's nuts:-
Excellent - the highest quality.
Origin
This is a variant of 'the dog's bollocks' (that) originated in the UK in the 1990s.

Posted by: A. J. P. Bollocks at January 23, 2010 09:39 AM

I'm not sure how to come up with examples

Pick a likely work. Search in Gutenberg. Find corresponding passage in Google Books.

Posted by: MMcM at January 23, 2010 10:59 AM

Elocution in the Proof-Room.

;-- in the wild.

Posted by: MMcM at January 23, 2010 11:31 AM

Something like the "hellbox" in the article (which is where defective type is kept until it is melted down) plays a role in Ibsen's "Peer Gynt". At the end of the play the "button molder" comes to collect Peer's defective soul, which he will melt down to make new souls with.

Posted by: John Emerson at January 23, 2010 12:14 PM

the limitations of search engines

I thought using the ascii codes together would work. It doesn't. Its still oddly interesting - type in the ascii code eg Þ for thorn, and google with s search converts it to the symbol Þ in the search box and finds something. Some symbols find something, some don't. There's probably some sort of filter going on, but I'm not sure on what basis its working.

PS For the fundamentalists amongst you, the ascii symbol for the devil (ʚ of course) is ʚ

Posted by: keith100 at January 23, 2010 02:29 PM

Ah well, that fell a bit flat. The asciis have turned into real code. For those of you who care, type & then # then the number then a semicolon

Thorn's number is 222 and you know what the devil's is.

Posted by: keith100 at January 23, 2010 02:33 PM

The typographic sense of "dog's bollocks" is one that came to light in the course of the BBC "Balderdash & Piffle" Wordhunt appeal mentioned by hat in 2006.

Mark Lawrenson popularised "puppy's privates", another pseudo-euphemism.

Posted by: mollymooly at January 23, 2010 06:04 PM

When I was working with a typesetter in the early nineties (twenty-five years of service in the London typesetting companies that collapsed in 1990-1), he referred to an exclamation mark as a "dog's cock", which I suppose is related.

Posted by: John Peacock at January 23, 2010 06:22 PM

I thought it was Hitler (yemakh shmoy) who only had one ball.

Posted by: A. J. P. Crown at January 24, 2010 05:40 AM

Hm. I still can't figure out the point of it. How is a list introduced by :- different than a list introduced by:?

Posted by: mab at January 25, 2010 07:32 AM

Just different conventions. Our range of punctuational possibilities has (sadly) shrunk in the last couple of centuries.

Posted by: language hat at January 25, 2010 08:44 AM

According to the theory of punctuated equilibrium.

Posted by: caffiend at January 25, 2010 06:46 PM

Excellent - the absolute apex. In most other contexts the word bollocks (meaning testicles) is used negatively:

- 'that's bollocks' -> 'that's rubbish'
- 'give him a bollocking' -> 'chastise him'
- 'He dropped a bollock' -> 'he made a mistake'

For reasons that aren't clear, dog's bollocks, which have all the credentials to be thought of badly, are considered the top of the tree. Dog do enjoy licking them of course, but there's no evidence that links the coining of this phrase to that. It is most likely that this is just a nonsense phrase, coined because it sounds good. In that it would join a long list of earlier nonsense phrases, e.g. 'the cat's pyjamas', 'the bee's knees' etc.

Posted by: Andy at January 26, 2010 09:03 AM

we have a saying, nokhoin duu oirtokh, means the dogs' sound is getting closer when describe something approaching, an anniversary or destination

Posted by: read at January 26, 2010 09:57 AM

We have a saying, you're barking up the wrong tree. It means you believe in an incorrect theory.

Posted by: A. J. P. Nightwear at January 26, 2010 05:10 PM

investigating

Posted by: A. J. P. Nightshirty at January 27, 2010 02:46 AM

Dog's Bollocks Syndrome" can be used to describe an excessive use of technology or visual aid, such as in an enormous use of Flash animations on a website.

Posted by: Daniel Wynn at January 27, 2010 10:14 PM

'Dog's Bollocks' is a British expression. It goes back to pre-war Britain when young lads (and fathers) could amuse themselves bolting together pieces of metal called 'Meccano'. There was a range of boxes of mixed items. The smallest one was the 'Standard Box' which was corrupted to 'Bog Standard'. The largest was the 'De Luxe Box' which got corrupted to 'Dog's Bollocks'. Thus 'Dog's Bollocks' was the ultimate, the best.

Posted by: Gordon Mackley at January 28, 2010 07:37 AM

If you ask me, that's bollocks.

Posted by: A. J. P. Crow at January 28, 2010 11:18 AM