Why did you bring that book I don't want to be read to out of up for?

[*Ahem*] It should be what, at the start.

The Woody Allen reference in the disclaimer isn't quite right. It's from a short story of his called The Whore of Mensa, and it goes like so:

"Suppose I wanted to have a party?" I said.

"Like, what kind of a party?"

"Suppose I wanted Noam Chomsky explained to me by two girls?"

"Oh, wow."

"It'd cost you" does come in reference to the same request, though.